“You and Maud Pie¹ share a romantic dinner at the gazebo, when Mr. Cake² ruins it by shouting ‘Taxes are what’s wrong with this country!³’”
’Tis a shame it was ruined, but I gotta agree with Mr. Cake.
I and Cloud Cicker share a romantic moment at the gazebo, when Soarin’ ruins it by shouting “Before you can help a friend on drugs,you must understand that drugs alter the way that brain functions!” Well that went pearshape fast!?
You and Scootaloo share a romantic moment at the gazebo, when Big Macintosh ruins it by shouting, “Taxes are what’s wrong with this country!”
Gonna have to have some words with Apple Bloom and find out why Big Mac is suddenly talking more than “Eeyup” and “Nnope.” Also, gonna have to clarify that Equestria is a kingdom ruled by a diarchy.
You and Celestia share a rmoantic moment at the gazebo (wut??), when Tirek ruins it by shouting “Reading is a form of entertainment that is usually overlooked these days.”
Such strong words from someone who destroyed a library, eh?
Me and perfectly-legal-age-to-date-me Applebloom are having a nice romantic gazebo date when totally not suspiciously Big Mac shows up an says how reading is an overlooked form of entertainment
Queen Chrysalis and I were sharing a totally-not-at-all-nonconensual-nor-magically-induced romantic moment out on a gazebo, probably made out of the same stuff her hive’s made of, when Mr.Cake pokes his head out of the nearby bushes and shouts thusly:
“Before you can help a friend on drugs, you must understand that drugs alter the way the brain functions!”
And with that, he slowly slinks his way into the shrubbery, staring at us suspiciously the whole way back.
Well… That was odd… but that certainly ruined the already odd moment… or did that improve the moment?
@TheOtherPinkiePie
Yeah, but I chose to work with what I was given here, the scenario I just described was way too tempting a prize to simply up. Plus it’s Funny. What’s wrong with that?
So I was having a romantic moment with Queen Chrysalis when King Sombra ruins it by shouting option 1, if you ask me a better option would’ve been “BACK OFF!!! SHE’S MINE!!!” (Personal input afterwords as no meme should ever be this specific) and then the Chrysalis would tell him “I was going to feed off of his love!” and the ensuing argument gives me enough time to escape.
My pleasant romantic moment with Sunset Shimmer gets ruined by King Sombra who shouts: “When you are considering a career path, it is always a good idea to understand the possible job outlook before you commit!”
Fuck off Sombra, the only career path you offer is slavery anyway.
2001’Tis a shame it was ruined, but I gotta agree with Mr. Cake.
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Damn, Carrot’s a real bro. He catches you making out with Cup and decides to give you career advice.
You and RD share a romantic moment at the gazebo, when Shining Armor ruins it by shouting “Cut coupons, save money!”
Fair enough.
Yes, but I was dating one and I feel like Spike yelling it may have annoyed Celestia from hearing it many times.
To be fair, Spike wasn’t dating a princess
Don’t mention anything political when dating a princess.
I’d just fucking laugh.
Gonna have to have some words with Apple Bloom and find out why Big Mac is suddenly talking more than “Eeyup” and “Nnope.” Also, gonna have to clarify that Equestria is a kingdom ruled by a diarchy.
It’s quite simple, really. When you take something away, it’ll make them see just how much they needed it.
Such strong words from someone who destroyed a library, eh?
“Before you can help a friend on drugs, you must understand that drugs alter the way the brain functions!”
And with that, he slowly slinks his way into the shrubbery, staring at us suspiciously the whole way back.
Well… That was odd… but that certainly ruined the already odd moment… or did that improve the moment?
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Yeah, but I chose to work with what I was given here, the scenario I just described was way too tempting a prize to simply up. Plus it’s Funny. What’s wrong with that?
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Honestly, I think the better option for you is if your birthday was on the 19th. ;)
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June 29, 1997
Fuck off Sombra, the only career path you offer is slavery anyway.
What the fuq?