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Breakfast is the most important meal to start the day.
Background Pony #FA30
I’ve always been surprised that there is not much Carrot and Pinkie art/stories. Feel like that would be done more
@Exedrus  
She’s eating in front of several mirrors Rarity set up.
Scrounge
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There’s an “I’m pancake” twinkie shipping joke here somewhere, but I can’t put it together at 5 AM.
 
@Exedrus  
Or her legs.
Wait, Pinkie’s tail looks like it would block most of her butt from Mr Cake’s view… and he can’t see her front side because she’s facing away from him… Is all this reaction because he can see her back? XD
@VayneX  
RWBY ftw; can’t wait for volume 3 coming soon
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@ShimmeringStallion  
I don’t drink. I suspect there was a poison dart of some sort involved.
@Scrounge  
It also didn’t help when you got drunk, stumbled over to Yin Shiao, and said “Hey, baby, I shit my pants, can I get into yours?”, BUUUUUT… you still did it!
 
I should know, I recorded it.
Scrounge
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@ShimmeringStallion  
You did, and I will! Just because you decided to have vodka with your pancakes and had a blackout does not mean you aren’t responsible for your actions!
 
And taking the bo staff from one of them so you could try to demonstrate what proper pole dancing should look like was particularly ill-advised.
 
…Though I will it I didn’t help things by telling them it was time for the pajama party to be over.
@Scrounge
 
I didn’t try telling them to take off their clothes when I saw them, don’t blame ME for THAT!!!
Scrounge
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Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning  -

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@ShimmeringStallion  
You’re the one who let them in. And because you thought they were strippers is not a good excuse!
@Scrounge  
Blame the ninjas.
Scrounge
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
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Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning  -

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@ShimmeringStallion  
…We’re never getting our security deposit back.
Scrounge
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Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning  -

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@ShimmeringStallion  
Just eat your damn pancakes.
@Scrounge  
I… meant Martial Arts, actually… they just hate being told “YO! DO THE CRANE-POSE!” by everyone, so they go to other styles that don’t require names based on animals.
 
The heck did you think they were doing? Bear-style?
Scrounge
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Since the Beginning  -

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@ShimmeringStallion  
Animal Style martial arts, not that other thing. Why did you think I’d be talking about the other thing? Talking about it would mean I’d have to think about it, which I’d really rather avoid but you just made me do anyway. Thanks a lot.
@Scrounge  
FORMER masters.
 
FORMER.
 
They get kinda miffed when someone reminds them of what they used to do.
Scrounge
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@ShimmeringStallion  
Ah, yes, the masters of the dreaded Animal Style…
@Scrounge  
Yes, exactly!
 
Drum-bedroom-breakfast-ninjas!
Scrounge
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@ShimmeringStallion  
Ah, you mean those specific ninjas, rather than ninjas in general. Gotcha.
@Scrounge  
Nah, they physically aren’t. They sleep in the next room over.
 
We also eat breakfast together. We have waffles, unless they need ninja-training, in which case, they chop up breakfast salads with their hands.
Scrounge
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning  -

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@ShimmeringStallion  
You mean the only time you think the ninjas aren’t attacking.
@Scrounge  
It’s not my fault you keep choosing breakfast in bed when we sleep in the same bed… And I talk in my sleep…
 
… it’s the only time the ninjas aren’t attacking.