Count me in!

Woah, Trixie didn’t speak in the third person. Something big is about to go down.

@raw19  
Red-White Dash!

@ShimmeringStallion
 
They raced as fast as KENYANS!

Are you gonne saw me in half or what?

@Background Pony #31D3  
dayum

@Iketani Iridium  

Is it losing a race? I’d be great at helping you with that!

@Background Pony #31D3
 
Were you ever Mega Man, or is that still copyrighted?

@Background Pony #31D3  
“Me: (Grenade Man voice) I’m Grenade Man!”  
dies THAT FELT GOOD!

@Background Pony #31D3
 
That was one of the longest comments I’ve read, and I’m glad I have :3

Me: My body is ready. So, what’cha gonna do?  
Trixie: The Great and Powerful Trixie shall turn this person into a showman!  
Me: Try me!  
(Magic happens)  
Trixie: Whoops! Trixie seems to have turned you into a scissor-headed timber-feller!  
Me: I’m Cut Man!  
(Moar magic)  
Trixie: This… is not a showman, it’s a muscular civil engineer.  
Me: I’m Guts Man!  
(Moar magic stuff)  
Trixie: A polar robot?  
Me: I’m Ice Man!  
(Even moar magic)  
Trixie: An explosion demolition robot?  
Me: I’m Bomb Man!  
(Moar magic, lel)  
Trixie: A human torch?  
Me: I’m Fire Man!  
(Moar magic, I say)  
Trixie: Electric robot?  
Me: I’m Elec Man!  
(And magic makes it all complete)  
Trixie: What’s with that clock on your belly?  
Me: I’m Time Man!  
(Magic, just cause)  
Trixie: Oil robot?  
Me: I’m Oil Man!  
(Magic, Mr. Bean’s answer to everything)  
Trixie: What’s with the saw blade on your head!  
Me: I’m Metal Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A fan robot?  
Me: I’m Air Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: What’s with the jumping?  
Me: I’m Bubble Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: What’s with that speed?  
Me: I’m Quick Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: What’s with the armor and drills?  
Me: I’m Crash Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: What’s with the shiny helmet?  
Me: I’m Flash Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A lighter?  
Me: I’m Heat Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A tree?  
Me: I’m Wood Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: What’s with those needles?  
Me: I’m Needle Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: Magnets?  
Me: I’m Magnet Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: Why is there two of you?  
Me: I’m Gemini Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: Is that made of ceratanium?  
Me: I’m Hard Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: What’s up with those spinning tops?  
Me: I’m Top Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A snake?  
Me: I’m Snake Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A spark plug?  
Me: I’m Spark Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A ninja?  
Me: I’m Shadow Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A bulb?  
Me: I’m Bright Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A toad?  
Me: I’m Toad Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: What’s up with those explosive drills?  
Me: I’m Drill Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A pharaoh?  
Me: I’m Pharaoh Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: What is up with those rings?  
Me: I’m Ring Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A vacuum cleaner?  
Me: I’m Dust Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A submarine?  
Me: I’m Dive Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A skeleton?  
Me: I’m Skull Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: What is up with changing gravity?  
Me: I’m Gravity Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: What’s up with that harpoon?  
Me: I’m Wave Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: Why is your body made of rocks?  
Me: I’m Stone Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: What is up with that propeller?  
Me: I’m Gyro Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: Is that a star on your body?  
Me: I’m Star Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A train?  
Me: I’m Charge Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: Is that crystals on your body?  
Me: I’m Crystal Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A snowball on skis?  
Me: I’m Blizzard Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A robotic centaur?  
Me: I’m Centaur Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A Sheikh?  
Me: I’m Flame Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A knight?  
Me: I’m Knight Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A flower?  
Me: I’m Plant Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: An Indian, as in the Native Americans?  
Me: I’m Tomahawk Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A jet turbine?  
Me: I’m Wind Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A samurai?  
Me: I’m Yamato Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: What’s up with those ice shards on your body?  
Me: I’m Freeze Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: What’s up with all that junk?  
Me: I’m Junk Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: Is that a rook on your head?  
Me: I’m Burst Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A cloud laden with electricity?  
Me: I’m Cloud Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: What’s up with those springs?  
Me: I’m Spring Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A wild man crossed with Wolverine?  
Me: I’m Slash Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A vampire?  
Me: I’m Shade Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: Are you a Transformer or something?  
Me: I’m Turbo Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A Tengu?  
Me: (Tengu Man voice) I’m Tengu Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: Where’s your legs?  
Me: (Astro Man voice) I’m Astro Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: What’s up with that flaming sword?  
Me: (Sword Man voice) I’m Sword Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A clown?  
Me: (Clown Man voice) I’m Clown Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: You know, two heads aren’t always better than one!  
Me: (Search Man voice) I’m Search Man! Okay?  
(Magic)  
Trixie: Are you a frozen Hulk or something?  
Me: (Frost Man voice) I’m Frost Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A hand grenade?  
Me: (Grenade Man voice) I’m Grenade Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A water tank?  
Me: (Aqua Man voice) I’m Aqua Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: This is the third time you’ve become burly, though this time you shoot concrete!  
Me: I’m Concrete Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: Fans in your arms? Really?  
Me: I’m Tornado Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A mermaid?  
Me: I’m Splash Woman!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A plug?  
Me: I’m Plug Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: Ooh, shiny!  
Me: I’m Jewel Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: Oh, no! Hornets!  
Me: I’m Hornet Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: More fire? (sarcastically) Great.  
Me: I’m Magma Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A UFO?  
Me: I’m Galaxy Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: Knives? (sarcastically) Great. Just what Trixie needed.  
Me: I’m Blade Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A water pump?  
Me: I’m Pump Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: Another burly guy, this time shooting bombs?  
Me: I’m Commando Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: More ice? (sarcastically) Great. Just great.  
Me: I’m Chill Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: An electric sheep?  
Me: I’m Sheep Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A baseball?  
Me: I’m Strike Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A motorcycle?  
Me: I’m Nitro Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: What’s with the sun on your head?  
Me: I’m Solar Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A freaking dynamo?  
Me: I’m Dynamo Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A fridge?  
Me: I’m Cold Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A tank?  
Me: I’m Ground Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: A pirate? C’mon, we ought to do it soon!  
Me: I’m Pirate Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: Where’s the propane accessories?  
Me: I’m Burner Man!  
(Magic)  
Trixie: Finally!  
Me: I’m Magic Man!  
(I use Magic Card)  
(Trixie turns me back to myself)  
Trixie: Can Trixie’s assistant stay for this next trick?  
Me: Alright.  
(Magic trick)

@DanielTepesKraus  
“Flank and legs”
 
Bullshit. I wanted to be a Centaur, dammit… Screw you, Trixie, screw you. I ain’t budgin’.
 
… Not because I can’t, I’m CHOOSING not to.

@Mathias_croqvist
 
pants are currently on his head and in his face
 
….WHYYYYYYY~!?!

Me:) Alright fine I’ll do it. But if its that stupid Saw this thing in half gag, So help me Celestia you’ll need a new stage to perform on.
 
*Trixie:)*Oh no it’s nothing like that. Trixie promises.
 
Me:) Fine { Gets onto the stage standing there looking like an idiot. }
 
Trixie:) Now behold as The Great And Powerful TRIXIE turns the human You know and fear INTO A BUNNY { Trixies horn glows and a huge puff of smoke surrounds himself dissipating after a little while }
 
Me:) { Is left standing on stage STILL looking an idiot, This time without pants. }
 
Trixie:) uhhh . . . ( nervous chuckle ) wrong spell haha uhm . .. sorry.
 
Me:) Yeah no problem . . . . . . . Can I have my pants back now?

@DanielTepesKraus  
You deserve a cookie!  

@DanielTepesKraus  
So not legs, but lower half of body? Fun ~

@DanielTepesKraus
 
Encore!

@DanielTepesKraus
 
applause

@amess  
*You look down to find the flank and legs of a familiar purple unicorn attached to your waist by a nearly invisible scar*
 
You: “Trixie, what the ACTUAL FUCK?!”
 
Trixie: “About that… um, look, the doctor messed up.”
 
You: “How did the doctor sew TWILIGHT FRIGGING SPARKLES LEGS ON ME?!”
 
Trixie: “Well, that’s your doctor.”
 
Derpy: “I’m your doctor!”
 
Trixie: “Yep. She’s your doctor.”
 
You: “FIX IT!!!”
 
Trixie: “Once your body has recovered from the shock, they can do the surgery to fix it. In about… a month.”
 
You: “What am I supposed to do until then?!?!!!”
 
Trixie: “Well, Trixie was hoping you could explain the importance of… um… wearing pants to Twilight.”
 
You: “You don’t mean–”
 
Trixie: “Trixie does. All the stallions are making fun of you.”
 
*Trixie gets real close and nuzzles her cheek against yours*
 
Trixie: “But in the meantime… maybe Trixie could help you get… accustomed… to those legs?”
 
You: “You… You are a weird, creepy little pony, you know that?”
 
Trixie: “…Your point being?”
 
You *Sigh* “Grab my coat, will you?”