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“KHAAAAAN!”  
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raw19
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

I Open at the Close
Well played, this.
Background Pony #3CA3
@Revan0123  
Khan: Twilight Sparkle, give me my people.
 
Twilight: What will you do when you get them?
 
Khan: Continue the work we were doing before we were banished by your rulers.
 
Twilight: Which, if I got this right, involves the mass-genocide of any being you find to be less than superior to yourself.
 
Khan: Shall I destroy you, Twilight Sparkle? Or will you give me what I want?
 
Twilight: We have no transport capabilities.
 
Khan: Fortunately, mine are perfectly functioning. Drop your magical shield.
 
Twilight: If I do so then there’s no guarantee that you will not destroy Canterlot.
 
Khan: Well, let’s play this out logically then, Twilight Sparkle. Firstly, I will kill your princesses to demonstrate my resolve, then if yours holds I will have no choice but to kill you and your entire population.
 
Twilight: But if you destroy the castle, you will also destroy your own people?
 
Khan: Your population cannot survive a landslide, mine can. I will target your s located below the castle. And after every single equine in your castle suffocates, I will walk over your cold corpses to recover my people. Now, shall we begin?
Revan0123
Fifth Yacht -

The Prodigal Clone
Twilight: Why would a Princess Celestia ask a three-million-year-old frozen ape for help?
 
Khan: Because I am better.
 
Twilight: At what?
 
Khan: Everything. Celestia needed to respond to an uncivilized threat in a civilized time, and for that, she needed a warrior’s mind - my mind - to design weapons.
 
Twilight: Then you’re suggesting that Princess Celestia violated every rule and regulation she vowed to uphold, simply because she wanted to exploit your intellect…
 
Khan: She wanted to exploit my savagery! Intellect alone is useless in a fight, Twilight Sparkle. You, you can’t even break a rule - how can you be expected to break bone?
Should have seen that coming.