“Twiligth do you even know what bacon is?”
“I heard it was the #1 edible object in the human world.”
“Well as someone who’s been living in the human world for years I can tell you that’s not true for many reasons.”
“Huh but I saw this sign at a store that said bacon was-”
“Propaganda Twilgith, a great deal of the “humans” refuse to eat bacon and some other products of its nature becuse of religious promps against the consummation of the thing bacon is based on.”
“What do you mean?”
“Bacon is pigs Twiligth,sometimes cow and birds too all broiled and salted to make bacon Twiligth.”
“…oh….Sunset why do you wear bacon on your mane then?”
“It’s not bacon dammit!”
I know; I definitely feel the same way. If anything, Flim and Flam have bacon hair.
I thought Babs did an alright job at it.
“I heard it was the #1 edible object in the human world.”
“Well as someone who’s been living in the human world for years I can tell you that’s not true for many reasons.”
“Huh but I saw this sign at a store that said bacon was-”
“Propaganda Twilgith, a great deal of the “humans” refuse to eat bacon and some other products of its nature becuse of religious promps against the consummation of the thing bacon is based on.”
“What do you mean?”
“Bacon is pigs Twiligth,sometimes cow and birds too all broiled and salted to make bacon Twiligth.”
“…oh….Sunset why do you wear bacon on your mane then?”
“It’s not bacon dammit!”