Celestia’s flank is so fat that when her stomach’s digesting food it generates a magnetic field, much like how the rotation of the Earth’s outer core does.
“Your mom’s so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.”
“Oh yeah? Well when your mom sits around the house… she finds herself wondering if she should’ve actually finished that pottery course, rather than just rush into motherhood, when she become pregnant with you.
Maybe then she’d have made something she was actually proud of.”
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That sounds like something one would put in a Cyanide and Happiness strip XD
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“Oh yeah? Well when your mom sits around the house… she finds herself wondering if she should’ve actually finished that pottery course, rather than just rush into motherhood, when she become pregnant with you.
Maybe then she’d have made something she was actually proud of.”