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Joseph Raszagal
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Emily Brickenbrackle III
Celestia’s flank is so fat that when her stomach’s digesting food it generates a magnetic field, much like how the rotation of the Earth’s outer core does.
Background Pony #A1A0
Celestia’s flank is so fat that when she raises the sun, other ponies have to take her word for it.
Jarkes
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
Thread Starter - Transformers Thread

GOKAAAAI... SILVER!
Twilight: Seriously, Discord, knock it off.  
Discord: Well, ex-cuuuuuuse me, princess!
PlotHole
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - er of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Cool Crow - "Caw!" An awesome tagger
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Fine Arts - Two hundred s with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Born 100,000 years ago
Your mama’s fat, a five hundred pounder, got little fat people orbiting round her.
I once told my kids a yo momma joke that went, “Yo momma’s so stupid, she tells her own kids yo momma jokes.”
Dawww, Celestia is adorable when she is taking a joke.
Background Pony #0369
@Crowley  
BURN!!!
Dirty Bit
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Thread Starter - Hazbin Hotel Thread [Possible NSFW/Dark]
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
@Crowley
 
That sounds like something one would put in a Cyanide and Happiness strip XD
@Crowley  
DAYUMMMMMM
Crowley
Fifth Yacht -
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Can't we all get along?
“Your mom’s so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.”
 
“Oh yeah? Well when your mom sits around the house… she finds herself wondering if she should’ve actually finished that pottery course, rather than just rush into motherhood, when she become pregnant with you.  
Maybe then she’d have made something she was actually proud of.”