Me, Agitha, Twilight Sparkle and Celestia have to re-enact the plot of Bravely Default with me being Agns Oblige (the vestal and the main character). Let’s hope that Navi (playing Airy) doesn’t nag about crystals.
Next will be Xenoblade Chronicles. I promise you all something good next Friday.
@Background Pony #47AE
Seriously, though, why do you keep changing your birthday? Do you look through the entire list and just choose the combination you like the best?
Equestria Talk show host: So, Doodled, you have been in Ponyville for 3 years now and you seem to have settled in quite nicely, but is there anything you miss about ‘your’ world? Me: Oh yes, there certainly a are quite so many things I miss, but most-
(February 4: Discord suddenly pulls down my pants on Equestria’s public television, then disappears)
(Followed by an awkward silence by the host and audience) Host: I think we have to-
Me: …..Hello my fine mares, I want you take a good look at your husbands, now back to me, NOW back to them, NOW back to me. Sadly your husband, is not me. BUT if he had the human anatomy, he could have a sword like mine. Now look down, BACK up I say, where are you?
Me: You are in sauna with a man or stallion rising from the hot stones that has a cucumber perfect for every salad. What is your husband holding? BACK at me, cause I am holding a ruler, to measure the size of things you love. Not too long, but also not to short.
Me: But look again! Now I am holding a sausage, sure, half as long as your local butchers TOFU sausage, but mine is THRICE as delicious, quite intriguing éh? THAT is because I am riding my wife. (old spice whistle)
Twilight Sparkle: What in Celestia did just happen…….
I awake the four crystals with Sunset Shimmer, Midna, and Princess Luna. I get wind… So basically, I’m adventuring with the snarkiest females in all of fictional history!
Seriously, though, why do you keep changing your birthday? Do you look through the entire list and just choose the combination you like the best?
Well, time to let it swat in the breeze.
And i have to be the Vestal of Wind, how nice
XD Pure win right there.
Wonderful XD
Me: Oh yes, there certainly a are quite so many things I miss, but most-
(February 4: Discord suddenly pulls down my pants on Equestria’s public television, then disappears)
(Followed by an awkward silence by the host and audience)
Host: I think we have to-
Me: …..Hello my fine mares, I want you take a good look at your husbands, now back to me, NOW back to them, NOW back to me. Sadly your husband, is not me. BUT if he had the human anatomy, he could have a sword like mine. Now look down, BACK up I say, where are you?
Me: You are in sauna with a man or stallion rising from the hot stones that has a cucumber perfect for every salad. What is your husband holding? BACK at me, cause I am holding a ruler, to measure the size of things you love. Not too long, but also not to short.
Me: But look again! Now I am holding a sausage, sure, half as long as your local butchers TOFU sausage, but mine is THRICE as delicious, quite intriguing éh? THAT is because I am riding my wife. (old spice whistle)
Twilight Sparkle: What in Celestia did just happen…….
Chased by Rarity and (flips coin) Volvo at a soccer match. All right, my first soccer riot!
Derpy, why? I do not know what these guys did to you, but I just met them today. Why am I the target of your wrath?
Never ever associate yourselves with Derpy’s enemies, She will sick zombie sharks on you.
I shove my foot in her tw*t.