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how will her bowels make it through this one?
@Background Pony #DD74  
Well if I went off on a ray, I’d never stop.
Background Pony #A9C2
@TexasUberAlles  
Dude, It’s just the name of the restaurant, no need to go off on a tangent.
Aside from being able to pick out all the White people who ain’t from Texas or California any time they say it out loud, all I really know about this “Chipotle” place is that it– along with Taco Bell– is one of the places that make me most want to punch the fsck out of people who say the name of a restaurant as if it were the name of the food item they wanted.
 
“Where do you wanna eat?”  
“Let’s get Chipotle.”  
“Let’s get you a goddamn fist in your stupid face.”
Background Pony #76D4
@antnoob  
Don’t know how long these items have been vegan, but here.  
https://chipotle.com/allergens
@Putinforgod  
That will get the stains out of her fur. Now she can focus on Sweetie being possessed by a dead pop-star.
Blue Coast is Better.
Niphanos
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@Smudge_Proof  
Glory to the flesh. Glory to the mass.
@ponyguypony  
Really? Like is it a whole selection or just one or two items? And when did they add that?
I’d make a Terry joke about ponies being scared of food with meat, but Chipotle has a vegan option now. On one hand, it’s nice I have another place to eat, on the other, it ruined my Terry reference. I’m so torn.
Beans beans the musical fruit!
 
Come on Rarity, you know you need it like a sponge needs water.
Background Pony #FFD6
40 out of 50 images of my front page are of Rarity right now. What rarity.
It seems you still don’t know the wonders Chipotlaway offers you.  
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@gasmaskangel  
I’m pretty sure it’s what it would do to you afterwards. Kinda like a more expensive Taco Bell.
Come on Rares, eat it. Eat the burrito. I promise its less than 2% horse meat.
Tempted by the pleasures of flesh, Rarity?