@gato
Or even better
Gummy: whenever I think about killing someone, instead of getting angry, I just carve out a jackolantern, stick a knife in it, and leave it on there porch with a note that says “you” and no harm done
“I don’t know about you, but I enjoy watching paint dry. I imagine that the wet paint is a big freshwater lake that is the only source of water for some tiny cities by the lake. As the lake gets drier, the population gets more desperate, and sometimes there are water riots. Once there was a big fire and everyone died.”
Or even better
Gummy: whenever I think about killing someone, instead of getting angry, I just carve out a jackolantern, stick a knife in it, and leave it on there porch with a note that says “you” and no harm done
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