Twilight: “Alright, I give, I give! Let me up!”
Rarity: “Not until you call me ‘Master’.”
Twilight: “…Please tell me I heard that wrong.”
*Brief, awkward silence*
Rarity (blushing very deeply): “No! I mean in the ‘sensei’ sense of the word! Not… that other thing! How vulgar…”
Watch it end like many a Gracie Challenge matches: || A takedown followed by lots of snuggling groundwork ending with the utter defeat and embarrassment of the challenger coughRainbowcough.||
Throw in a contrived lesson about humility or some bullcrap like that and you got yourself a genuine FiM episode.
They should do an episode where it’s discovered that Rarity is actually really good at martial arts, she just doesn’t like to talk about it because she doesn’t consider it lady-like. That could be the Rainbow Dash / Rarity episode folks have been clamoring for.
Martial arts nut here:
Judo is about throwing opponents.
Jiujitsu is ing submissions and locks against opponents.
This is clearly jiujitsu and its most famous Brazilian variation.
Rarity: “Not until you call me ‘Master’.”
Twilight: “…Please tell me I heard that wrong.”
*Brief, awkward silence*
Rarity (blushing very deeply): “No! I mean in the ‘sensei’ sense of the word! Not… that other thing! How vulgar…”
RD’s Karate vs Rarity’s Jiu-Jitsu
Watch it end like many a Gracie Challenge matches: || A takedown followed by lots of
snugglinggroundwork ending with the utter defeat and embarrassment of the challenger coughRainbowcough.||Throw in a contrived lesson about humility or some bullcrap like that and you got yourself a genuine FiM episode.
Me: “Rarity, that’s not snuggling. Mind you, what you’re doing is way more awesome …it’s still not snuggling.
Now give that bitch a
rear naked chokethroat hug from behind and squeeze.”Martial arts nut here:
Judo is about throwing opponents.
Jiujitsu is ing submissions and locks against opponents.
This is clearly jiujitsu and its most famous Brazilian variation.