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jan 17, no.6
Background Pony #155E
24th June, I give him the suckie.
August 17…
 
Oh god, I would die.
Me and aeris make our own birthday game with blackjack and hookers
Background Pony #13CF
September 4th, well I know my next project.
Sick in bed with Silver Spoon looking after me.
 
Could be worse, I guess.
Me, Black Mage, Roy(because there is no march 32), and Gabe construct a giant phallus.
Ermac humps face and trashes house on bath salt high. wat
Background Pony #08DF
Me and Rainbow are making our own game! With Blackjack and Hookers!
 
On second thought, let’s make one with Card Sharks!
@DemonLord1337  
I’ll grab Aeris, Luna, and Applejack and we’ll have a tournament!
Me, Discord (Birthday Number), Ethan (X+1), Aeris (X-1) and Rainbow Dash (choice) all have a long night playing… Super Smash Bros. 4 Wii U! Figures that it would be my favourite game with my favourite soft drink!
I shouw up in Celestia’s house in a dickbutt costume  
Welp…
Apparently, Derpy and I make our own Birthday Game. With Blackjack. And Hookers.
 
Best Birthday I ever had.
Background Pony #04BF
Okay so Me, Pinkie, Luna, Gabe Newell(21) and a Carrot(19) All play Goldeneye and get “blitzed” on mountain dew. I don’t even drink mountain dew. I don’t know who 19 and 21 are…so I substituted them for the nearest sounding thing.
Sick in bed with Rarity looking after me. Score.
Neko Majin C
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Pixel Perfection - Hot Pockets Spotted
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Twilight's Westley
I am sick in bed with Discord looking after me. I do not know whether I should be excited or terrified.
Vinyl Scratch and I will make our own Birthday Game! You’ll see!! With Blackjack…and Hookers…you know what, forget about the whole birthday game thing!
Me, Aeris, Luna, and Applejack have a long night playing Smash 4 WiiU and get fuckin’ blitz. ON MOUNTAIN DEW, SOMEHOW!
 
Best night ever!
I am looked after by celestia. I won this
gift exchange between me, black mage, rarity, roy and applejack. I kind of like this little party the game gathered for me. :p
Gift exchange between my clone, Xykon, Sombra, Mayor and Roy while I watch through a hidden camera.  
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