- Fluency in over 20 languages of your choice
- Specialized training in various medical fields of your choice
- Super strength upgrade; Don’t let her small size fool you!
- Hyperactivity ADHD “upgrade”
- Glasses upgrade, for maximum cuteness
- Musical aptitude upgrade (Comes with a free tiny-sized guitar for her to play)
- Nerd obsession upgrade; Comic books, filmography, retro gaming, 70s rock and roll (If you can name it, she’ll love it and know way more about it than anyone living or dead!)
Black Magic upgrade(Option removed due to the possibility of unknowable forces being summoned from the deep, dark space between spaces)
And of course, a selection of over 300 super cute outfits and accessories for her to wear! She’s the one and only Medi-Bat, the most adorable damn nurse this side of literally every anime nurse ever!”
Medi: [Messily eating a peach from the inside out after burrowing into it] “That’s me!”
With cheeeeeeeze.
humger for borgar
humgySalespony: “And they make great veterinarians!”
Medi: “EEEEEEEE! And I already know how to take care of horses, go figure!
Edited
Salespony: “Please do not lewd the tiny nurses.”
Dear god.
I’m scaroused.
An army of tiny, adorable bat nurses with the power to manipulate the Warp!
Ah, so some medi-bats are psychers?
Cool.
OMG, if she’s hypoallergenic, she’ll have solved about 99.98% of my problems. XD
ah good!
That’s just a standard built-in function xD .
me: Maybe watching them nom on Mangos?
Spokespony: “But wait, ‘cause we’re not done yet!”
Medi: “Eee? We’re not?”
Spokespony: “Nope, because if you order right now we’ll include a second Medi-Bat free of charge! That’s right, folks, get started on your very own state-of-the-art ICU with an army of adorable batty nurses tiny enough to fit in the palm of your hand!”
Medi: “Yay, I’ve got sisters! Now I can be like Nurse Joy, only four-legged and super-duper small!”
Spokespony: “And tell me, folks, what’s cuter than that?”
gods that sounds cute!!