she fell for the bait

Tags
Edit History (12 changes, 45 tags)
safe2471039
artist:reddthebat1078
dj pon-336552
vinyl scratch36552
pony1916976
unicorn676327
g42278281
absolutenutcase16249
box7495
cheese1234
door6741
doorknob142
ear fluff66680
eyebrows43353
eyebrows visible through hair25708
eyelashes36670
female2117436
food122592
glasses110446
grenade701
grin76642
gun24143
handgun5135
horn372970
imminent death3696
machine gun828
mare936060
meme102911
nail185
pistol3549
plate3506
rocket launcher752
room3454
rope18585
rpg-792
shitposting2677
shotgun2242
signature61207
smiling500618
solo1654887
standing36526
swiss cheese16
tape3295
teeth33071
text119672
thinking3218
this will end in death4467
this will end in tears4887
this will end in tears and/or death3076
thought bubble7674
too dumb to live405
trap (device)467
tree65878
vinyl's glasses1608
weapon48923
Sources
Add/Edit History (3)
https://bsky.app/profile/reddthebat.bsky.social/post/3kyh5ispteg2v
https://pone.social/@reddthebat/112871709360050127
https://reddthebat.tumblr.com/post/757371317182955520/i-return-with-shitposting
https://twitter.com/ReddTheBat/status/1818022252769853593
Report Share List favoriters

Comments

Edit Preview
Syntax quick reference: **bold** *italic* ||hide text|| `code` __underline__ ~~strike~~ ^sup^ ~sub~

Detailed syntax guide

10 comments posted
UwU_Nya_MLP4Ever
Platinum Trophy - Truly S-Tier achievement hunting

dumb ways to die?
Posted Report
Link Quote Reply
Darkify

Horsie
NOOO, VINYL
Posted Report
Link Quote Reply
SFant
Gear Works - Derpi er
Fifth Yacht -
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - er of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Gold er - Gold Patron
Element of Generosity - For s who have donated to the site
Heart Gem - For s who have donated to the site

DarkMech is Best Mech
Clearly her Perception stat is shite, so hopefully she put all the points into Agility.
Posted Report
Link Quote Reply
Conscious Donkey
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?

She may still get alive out of this because:
-The grenade won’t explode because it’s too light to pull the pin by gravity.
-The RPG won’t explode, because it’s too short a distance to arm the warhead and the target is too soft to trigger it. It may leave a really nasty blunt force trauma, though.
-The machine gun looks too old and is aimed too high.
-The pistol may work, but the bullet would only hurt her muzzle.
So the most credible threat is the shotgun, but it may not work because it looks like most of its rear part is missing.
Posted Report
Link Quote Reply
sonicfan
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Bard
When a slice of Swiss is guarded better than the gold in fort knox!
Posted Report
Link Quote Reply
R-tex1241
Scootaloo - For ing the site
Maud Pie - For ing the site
Zap Apple - For ing the site
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Solar Guardian - Refused to surrender in the face of the Lunar rebellion and showed utmost loyalty to the Solar Empire (April Fools 2023).
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - er of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Gold er - Gold er

Hope for the best
she’s so lucky
Posted Report
Link Quote Reply
Its A Trap
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?

<– Points at name
Posted Report
Link Quote Reply
LittleDog
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

LittlePornDog
That’s not save at all.
Posted Report
Link Quote Reply
Tetrominon
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Bronze Bit -
Speaking Fancy - For helping with translations
Happy Derpy! -

Undesirable
TANSTAAFC
Posted Report
Link Quote Reply
Background Pony #7C3F
Oh smokes, is she going to the spooky ghost crew?
Posted Report
Link Quote Reply