@dorangrey
…What does the statement “They had too many children to keep in their mud huts, so they had to learn to build wooden houses to keep them from freezing.” say about the ponies in Ponyville? I understood it to say that they had too many children to keep in their mud huts, so they had to learn to build wooden houses to keep them from freezing. Which is pretty clearly contradicted by Family Appreciation Day, but I was distracted by your apparently implying that Ponyville’s population density showed earth pony “savageness”, while simultaneously trying to imply that densely populated cities were inherently better.
In hindsight, I should have taken the hint that you were more interested in trolling/“funposting” than discussion.
@Background Pony #ADB2
So what does that say about the ponies who have to live in thatch houses and shacks between dirty farmland and forest full of dangerous monsters?
@dorangrey
And in which of those places have we seen film projection, video gaming, X-ray machines, a hydroelectric dam, non-Pegasus flight, and the attempted construction of a steel skyscraper?
(Inb4 “everything they do have is because of unicorns and pegasi and everything they don’t have is because of earth ponies”.)
@Nightweaver20xx
Equestrians are pretty small compared to our world’s horses. See various of the images tagged size, scale, size chart, height chart and/or fancy mathematics.
@MeshGearFox
One might say that. They had too many children to keep in their mud huts, so they had to learn to build wooden houses to keep them from freezing.
@Chocolate Skye
Nooo, earth ponies are most well endowed because they’re savage beasts incapable of more than the most basic desires.
Hence why earth ponies created Ponyville, while pegasi created Cloudsdale and unicorns Canterlot.
@Chocolate Skye
He’s a unicorn, what do you expect? Tiny genitals limit sexual pleasure and allow them to focus much better than the other, more endowed races. That’s why they’re in charge.
Ah, now I get you.
>I was only pretending to be retarded
Wait, you actually thought I was being serious?
…What does the statement “They had too many children to keep in their mud huts, so they had to learn to build wooden houses to keep them from freezing.” say about the ponies in Ponyville? I understood it to say that they had too many children to keep in their mud huts, so they had to learn to build wooden houses to keep them from freezing. Which is pretty clearly contradicted by Family Appreciation Day, but I was distracted by your apparently implying that Ponyville’s population density showed earth pony “savageness”, while simultaneously trying to imply that densely populated cities were inherently better.
In hindsight, I should have taken the hint that you were more interested in trolling/“funposting” than discussion.
So what does that say about the ponies who have to live in thatch houses and shacks between dirty farmland and forest full of dangerous monsters?
So what does that say about the ponies who have to live in densely packed multi-story buildings barely clinging to the side of a mountain?
And in which of those places have we seen film projection, video gaming, X-ray machines, a hydroelectric dam, non-Pegasus flight, and the attempted construction of a steel skyscraper?
(Inb4 “everything they do have is because of unicorns and pegasi and everything they don’t have is because of earth ponies”.)
Just for you. (Adding it as the source link now.)
Equestrians are pretty small compared to our world’s horses. See various of the images tagged size, scale, size chart, height chart and/or fancy mathematics.
Well at least it would mean it’s a little more bearable xD
One might say that. They had too many children to keep in their mud huts, so they had to learn to build wooden houses to keep them from freezing.
They created Ponyville with their dicks?
They fly with their dicks?
Nooo, earth ponies are most well endowed because they’re savage beasts incapable of more than the most basic desires.
Hence why earth ponies created Ponyville, while pegasi created Cloudsdale and unicorns Canterlot.
My headcanon is that Earth Ponies are the most well endowed in order to make up for their lack of flying and/or magical abilities.
He’s a unicorn, what do you expect? Tiny genitals limit sexual pleasure and allow them to focus much better than the other, more endowed races. That’s why they’re in charge.
I can’t wait to pair Shining Chrom with Rainbow Sully
It’s scary how easily I can see that
It must be the blue hair.
I’m going with that.
Thinking about Fire Emblem with ponies sounds killer. Shining would be the pony version of Chrom /