Oh sweet Jesus, no no don’t touch me. You crazy pony woman (oh my fucking God she is like Nikki from obsession that movie is horrifying as shit) don’t touch me. You’re not allowed to touch me. Stay away from me. Keep your nasty hooves to yourself. Crazy crazy mythical creature called a “unicorn”
Me: Okay! :D
meh, I’m immune to meat cleavers, so I have nothing to worry about.
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now that ive seen your cute sad face I SHALL HUG YOU!
…WITH MY HANDS!!!
Just don’t tell any of them it’s the seventh Element of Harmony. You know what happened last time.