@LilSlipsy
“This is going to either end in sex or reading. Or maybe both. Why not dive into a good book while the royal courtesan is diving into you?”

because that would risk getting the book damaged. That’s not a risk Twilight is willing to take.

Not in the church though, one would would hope. :)
Consecrating a house of worship like that would seem to be more in line with Cadance and the Church of the Princess of Sexytimes.