Me and Sombra have a romantic hour in a beautiful garden at night:
Sombra: H-Hey…It’s just…me and You…and i’ve been thinking…Maybe You would like to…conquer a kingdom with me…?
Me: S-Sombra-senpai, that’s so sudden…
Sombra: We would enslave everyone and…You could have Your own harem full of the prettiest mares…
Me: B-But Sombra-senpai…What about You…?
Sombra: Oh, i’ll just take all the prettiest stallions…
Me: Sombra-senpai, You’re so naughty…
Me and Princess Celestia become Cauldron-Born’s slaves for life.
Me: What would you have of us, masters?
Undead masters: unintelligible moaning
Me: Uhhh….I didn’t catch that, could you say it again?
Skeletal Slave Owners: more unintelligible moaning
Me: Hey, Celestia…wanna go get something to eat? I don’t think these guys are actually smart enough to understand the concept of ownership, let alone slavery.
Celestia: Yes. Yes I do.
And thusly I climbed upon her magnificent back and we flew off into the night to find a fast food t where we had minimal, though still pleasant, conversation.
Me and Luna become the Horned King’s slaves for life
Luna and I were captured by the king’s forces and he thought it would be fitting to have the princess of the night as his slave, forced to obey his command, I ed because I didn’t want her to suffer alone
So Crysalis, Gwythaint and I are in an MMORPG but Crysalis pulls a Leroy and kills us all. Grythaint and Crysalis would start argueing about the right plan, which was obviously something that I wouldn’t pay attention to either, and it would end with a scorched wasteland and hordes of changlings.
Spend a year in prison with Eilonwy and King Sombra. First thing that would happen would be Eilonwy being sent off to a womens prison and probably getting out early for good behavior. King Sombra would use his magic to put all prisoners under his control, essentially running the prison. The guards would stay out his way out of fear until the time came for Sombra to break out and with his army of prisoners of every kind of criminal you can imagine, throwing the free world outside into anarchy on city at a time. Sombra would recruit gang and break into all the other prisons along the way, further strengthening his army. I’d simply be a minion under his control. Would be interesting actually.
Together with Twilight Sparkle and some dog I don’t know, spent a year in prison.
[add your own story how and why]
Prologue: The challenge
Princess Celestia has always been curios of the behaviour of humans. So far only one has come to Equestria (thank god, humanity would only fuck this place) and that is me. For a few years I have been a good law abiding citizen of Equestria, but I always had a naughty but harmless side. The only thing on my crime list is: Burning villages, robbing banks, public drunk, yelling at Rainbow Dash. For my good behaviour, Celestia offered me a challenge: ‘‘Spend a year in a prison like a human would. Your waifu Twilight Sparkle will be the wardens assistant, and a guard dog will come along. Do as you please, just behave, ok?’’
Not sure why the dog next to her comes along but who cares, the interesting thing is Twilight. Now she can finally researches human ‘barbarism’. Anyway for the most part, it would be like normal prisons, scheduled agenda’s, visitors meetings, ect. Family and friends will informed that this is all voluntary, and I get paid for it if I make the year. She told me to preferably not escape, but if I somehow do, I will get paid extra and early.
However, there is one thing that struck me as interesting from what she said. She told me to behave like a human prisoner. Never thought she would give me permission to shank, become lord of the showers, start prison gang wars or start full prison riots.
Well, Here are my goals: Shank prisoners I don’t like (and get away with it clean). Shank atleast one innocent guard (and get away with it clean, preferably in my escape) Be part or become leader of a prison gang (preferably to become the centre piece of contraband). Make a ‘‘I HEART YOU’’ license plate for Twilight. (and chloroform her during my escape so she can sleep peacefully) Start a turf war. (1.Because why not. 2. To shank prisoners I don’t like) Start a prison riot (the point of time where I have every single preparation for my escape) Escape in a blaze of pure anarchy and chaos so no-one would notice me escape. Get the fat cash bonus for escaping.
My goals are set, and I am ready. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, LET THE GAMES BEGIN
@leywiin
Keep in mind, you’re doing karaoke with one of Disney’s most terrifying and most irredeemably evil villains in its history. The Horned King is terrifying for good reason. He’s an undead lich. He gives many children nightmares, and he’s my favorite Disney Villain.
“And here we are at beautiful Canterlot park as we get ready for the 27th annual unicycle race! Today’s contestants are DK2K1, Spike the dragon, and King Fflewdder Fflam of… There’s a smudge here. Anyway, on your mark.
Anyway me, Derpy, Tirek and my waifu travel the US. Always wanted to!
Good thing I carry a flamethrower cuz I’m gonna freaking need it!
Sombra: H-Hey…It’s just…me and You…and i’ve been thinking…Maybe You would like to…conquer a kingdom with me…?
Me: S-Sombra-senpai, that’s so sudden…
Sombra: We would enslave everyone and…You could have Your own harem full of the prettiest mares…
Me: B-But Sombra-senpai…What about You…?
Sombra: Oh, i’ll just take all the prettiest stallions…
Me: Sombra-senpai, You’re so naughty…
Me: What would you have of us, masters?
Undead masters: unintelligible moaning
Me: Uhhh….I didn’t catch that, could you say it again?
Skeletal Slave Owners: more unintelligible moaning
Me: Hey, Celestia…wanna go get something to eat? I don’t think these guys are actually smart enough to understand the concept of ownership, let alone slavery.
Celestia: Yes. Yes I do.
And thusly I climbed upon her magnificent back and we flew off into the night to find a fast food t where we had minimal, though still pleasant, conversation.
Luna and I were captured by the king’s forces and he thought it would be fitting to have the princess of the night as his slave, forced to obey his command, I ed because I didn’t want her to suffer alone
“That’s him over there, folks. Shall we?”
Swarm of Changelings under Chrysalis’ command storm in as Ride of the Valkyries plays
Runs Over the Lone Wanderer as he es by… Then Butch and his gang do the same, only on Tricycles
Tunnel Snakes: Tunnel Snakes RULE!
Meanwhile, James is dancing to the Song, Toxic.
[add your own story how and why]
Prologue: The challenge
Princess Celestia has always been curios of the behaviour of humans. So far only one has come to Equestria (thank god, humanity would only fuck this place) and that is me. For a few years I have been a good law abiding citizen of Equestria, but I always had a naughty but harmless side. The only thing on my crime list is:
Burning villages, robbing banks, public drunk,yelling at Rainbow Dash. For my good behaviour, Celestia offered me a challenge: ‘‘Spend a year in a prison like a human would. Your waifu Twilight Sparkle will be the wardens assistant, and a guard dog will come along. Do as you please, just behave, ok?’’Not sure why the dog next to her comes along but who cares, the interesting thing is Twilight. Now she can finally researches human ‘barbarism’. Anyway for the most part, it would be like normal prisons, scheduled agenda’s, visitors meetings, ect. Family and friends will informed that this is all voluntary, and I get paid for it if I make the year. She told me to preferably not escape, but if I somehow do, I will get paid extra and early.
However, there is one thing that struck me as interesting from what she said.
She told me to behave like a human prisoner. Never thought she would give me permission to shank, become lord of the showers, start prison gang wars or start full prison riots.
Well, Here are my goals:
Shank prisoners I don’t like (and get away with it clean).
Shank atleast one innocent guard (and get away with it clean, preferably in my escape)
Be part or become leader of a prison gang (preferably to become the centre piece of contraband).
Make a ‘‘I HEART YOU’’ license plate for Twilight. (and chloroform her during my escape so she can sleep peacefully)
Start a turf war. (1.Because why not. 2. To shank prisoners I don’t like)
Start a prison riot (the point of time where I have every single preparation for my escape)
Escape in a blaze of pure anarchy and chaos so no-one would notice me escape.
Get the fat cash bonus for escaping.
My goals are set, and I am ready.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, LET THE GAMES BEGIN
Keep in mind, you’re doing karaoke with one of Disney’s most terrifying and most irredeemably evil villains in its history. The Horned King is terrifying for good reason. He’s an undead lich. He gives many children nightmares, and he’s my favorite Disney Villain.
I pity anyone born on the 23rd. I really do feel sorry for them.
“Get set…
“And humilate yourselves for our amusement!”
Hope you enjoy the salt mines as you all got turned into donkeys.