“Well, I’d tell you that you fail for real all the time. And that I’m actually more useful than you are. So….”
“…… You could just have told me to go f*** myself.”
“You’d probably fail at that too.”
“I need to get drunk.”
“Sister, are you drinking?”
“Twilight said I’m a failure. I need to forget some things.”
“This is soft cider?”
“Sigh…”
T: I’d… uh, try really hard not to disappoint you next time?
C: ……
T: I mean, it seems obvious, right? It’s just a test. Freaking out about it would probably only make things worse.
C: Who are you and what have you done with the real Twilight?
That’s what would happen if she failed the ‘test’.
Wait, what?
“…… You could just have told me to go f*** myself.”
“You’d probably fail at that too.”
“I need to get drunk.”
“Sister, are you drinking?”
“Twilight said I’m a failure. I need to forget some things.”
“This is soft cider?”
“Sigh…”
>Just a test
>Total militarization
>3/4 of Equestria is Crystal empire
C: ……
T: I mean, it seems obvious, right? It’s just a test. Freaking out about it would probably only make things worse.
C: Who are you and what have you done with the real Twilight?