also, he’s clearly a kid.

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My guess is her reasons for not being into spike don’t have to do with him being a dragon and are simply because he’s a child, I mean he only started puberty last season.
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@Stay gold  
I defend this ship every now and then, I just try to ignore the criticism most of the time.
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@TheAmazingPeanuts  
ok I kind of understand what you’re trying to say  
but I still have the doubt that I evangelize you  
I know something knows and I’m curious to know what it is  
it’s rare that I denied it before and now you defend it
@Stay gold  
Maybe since the tenth episode of season two.
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@TheAmazingPeanuts  
finally the prodigal son has arrived  
ey you owe me an answer  
hat made you a believer of sparity ? :)  
please
@Background Pony #A42E  
Who’s cares what you think.
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@Background Pony #A42E  
ehehe if it is very good explicasion I even ran out of pretexts
 
but I it that some of that data I already had them in mind,
 
from my point of view sparity can or would have been a good canon
 
but, on the other hand, I will be exeptical of this explanation  
until you hear it from the writers :)
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@Stay gold  
The completely valid explanation is that Spike is a baby dragon. He has an adorable crush on Rarity that she likes to use to her advantage, but she doesn’t look at him like he looks at her.
 
Rarity looks at Spike like the child he is. Their only shared interest is in gems. Rarity uses them for decoration, Spike eats them.
 
Sparity is not a good ship for either party. He’s too greedy for her and she’s all about generosity.
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Meh, I still ship it.
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Do not give up your future wizard powers for those THOTS Spike!
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@Crystalis  
If the writers decide not to unite these two, hasbro will have to give us  
a valid explanation
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@Stay gold  
I forgot about the Dragon Code. But in my defense the episode it was explained in is boring as watching paint dry so I was probably tuned out.
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@Crystalis  
it’s not that she’s manipulating him  
spike only meets his supposed dragon code  
he just fulfills his whims so that she sees  
it as a good match
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@Stay gold  
Why would Rarity, a full grown mare, have any interest in a child? Even if Sparity only happens when they’re adults it is still reminiscent of child grooming as Rarity has been molding Spike to serve her own interests. I’m rewatching the series and she gets Spike to bend over backwards for her.
 
YMMV
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@Crystalis
 
What is the cause of that
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They also can’t have Spike and Rarity hook up because it’s super creepy.
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full Spike should try to win Sweetie Belle