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Background Pony #D39A
@Background Pony #EF4F
It has been shown that the corona can freeze the entire planet. The powers of a spark are nothing compared to this
Background Pony #EF4F
@Background Pony #93E9  
Except Twilight is more powerful than those two and she’ll kick Ice King where the sun don’t shine.
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
ETERNAL
Background Pony #4E11
Well, now ya know how Finn and Jake felt.
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
@HJSDGCE  
I AM ETERNAL
Scrabbleman
Duck - He literally asked for this
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[screams in German]
@redweasel  
It’s been so long…
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
@HJSDGCE  
really it was just a bad joke about how the weakest characters are the strongest ones.
Scrabbleman
Duck - He literally asked for this
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Artist -
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

[screams in German]
@redweasel
 
I’m sure it would go down like this.
 
Ice King wanders into the Friendship Castle™ and then meets Spike where he would casually ask for Twilight (and add some flirty remarks). Spike goes “kayyy” and runs off screaming for Twilight in a worried tone. Twilight first goes meet Ice King calmly and asks why he’s here. Ice King would try to flirt her (with every one of it failing). At the last of the flirts, Twilight skids back saying that she doesn’t date strangers and old men from other world. Ice King would shed crocodile tears and then freeze Twilight on the spot while going “wazzam!”. Spike goes to help Twilight, only to be frozen and pushed down the stairs. Ice King would then carry Twilight back to his kingdom (while saying that she’s fat).
 
Rainbow Dash noticed the kidnapping and flew to save Twilight. Ice King threw some ice bolts and those frozen sheds of lightning, only to miss. After a few kicks from Rainbow Dash, he let go of Twilight and she (still frozen) falls down to her doom. Dash goes to save her, desperately lifts her and gets her wings frozen from Ice King. She falls onto a bunch of branches and survives (while covered in tree sap). Ice King saves Twilight (and says that his back hurts).
 
RD worries and go gets help from AJ.
 
Then cue the rest of the story where her head would be unfrozen (by ice-melting) and then this (with her being confused like hell).
LordDusk2014
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Commentator
5 bucks says Dusk Shine is either friends with or in a platonic relationship with Ice King.
Ice King Fanfic
Jryvn
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Pronounced "driven"
Return the blade… complete the circle… RELEASE ME FROM THIS PRISON!!!
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
don’t see how the ice king could ever kidnap twilight. she’d just use her magical alicorn powers, and be totally useless as usual of course, but then pinkie pie would confuse him so bad that he gave up and ran away. and if that didn’t work then applejack would drive him into a catatonic state from simple observations on the truth of what the crown is doing to him. if he came out of that then the only one becoming entombed in ice would be him when he finds himself face to face with fluttershy’s stare. and idk rarity could make him a dress I guess and dash could rainboom to celebrate the defeat of the ice king.
 
half of his whole schtick is that he succeeds because finn is an incompetent moron.
C’mon Simon!
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That's him, officer
Poor Twilight