@Princess Luna
She can’t die like that! The day her wrapper was opened and she laid eyes on her owner for the first time she knew it was her duty to protect his loins from the ever-present invisible dangers in the world. To guide and advise him on the ins and outs of safe sex practices. To keep him from siring a child until he is ready. And of course, to shield him from those bad influences like the Dildo Pony, who can’t help but insert herself into other people’s business, and that slutty Lube Pony who only cares about his own self satisfaction and gives sexual advice like “doesn’t matter, had sex” and “Hey man, you’re not the one who gets pregnant!” That is a war that cannot be won in one battle, and so she cannot be one-time-use-only.
Not bad for something he got for free from a big bowl at the health clinic, is it?
But no, she doesn’t. I think somewhere in the comments there was a mention of the cum staying inside Sheath after she’s removed, and then it sort of turns into baby Sheaths or something.
Yes XD
Literally the first thing I thought when viewing this image. Are you me?
Important questions we may never get answers to…
cool man, im getting my rigid licence soon hopefully
Yep! I’m a trucker for a living. It’s incredibly boring and monotonous, so my mind tends to wander.
OOH! How ’bout a hand pony? Not a pony with hands, but that monster from that fantasy thing. XD
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She can’t die like that! The day her wrapper was opened and she laid eyes on her owner for the first time she knew it was her duty to protect his loins from the ever-present invisible dangers in the world. To guide and advise him on the ins and outs of safe sex practices. To keep him from siring a child until he is ready. And of course, to shield him from those bad influences like the Dildo Pony, who can’t help but insert herself into other people’s business, and that slutty Lube Pony who only cares about his own self satisfaction and gives sexual advice like “doesn’t matter, had sex” and “Hey man, you’re not the one who gets pregnant!” That is a war that cannot be won in one battle, and so she cannot be one-time-use-only.
Not bad for something he got for free from a big bowl at the health clinic, is it?
Yep. And then Equestria gets overrun with them, presumably.
So you’re saying that the male seed makes more condoms?
Good job, BP. I’d give you a thumbs up gif from Thunderbirds or something, but I don’t know how to make them.
@Parallel Black
Found it here
@Bionomaly
Oh god no.
But no, she doesn’t. I think somewhere in the comments there was a mention of the cum staying inside Sheath after she’s removed, and then it sort of turns into baby Sheaths or something.
My plan is TO give him ideas. >:3
So…does condom pony get thrown in the garbage when you’re done, and if so, is she sad about having to die?
DON’T GIVE BADUMSQUISH IDEAS!
preferably NOT female plz but male with female noseEdited
Dear Lord, you were fast.
Yeah I know, but it’s totally true at the same time. I’m terrible at naming shit and don’t mind at all when people point it out.
@Bonklefan99
Truth is, I honestly put no thought into this one aside from “what would a Japanese condom ad look like, but with ponies?”