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@TexasUberAlles  
“Technically speaking, it’s an oblong, titanium slat”
Dirty Bit
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Thread Starter - Hazbin Hotel Thread [Possible NSFW/Dark]
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
@Tetrominon
 
@lasty
 
@lasty
 
Me, too. XD Thanks for the nostalgia.
“I wouldn’t lick that hayburger with Moltar’s tongue.”
lasty
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

dead to you
Twilight: Excuse me, sirs. You said you were from space, right? Did you happen to run into my cousin Jumbles?  
Moltar: uuuhhh…Did that little-you eat him or just bite him? I know he did at least one of those.  
Twilight: W-what!?  
Zorak: Raymond only bit Jumbles. He was fine.  
Twilight: whew…!  
Zorak: Until you and I ate him after the show.  
Twilight: AAAAAAAAAA!!!  
(awesome Zorak laugh)  
Space Ghost: I can’t leave you two alone with ponies for a second!  
Moltar: What about with a bottle of hot sauce? You’re never alone if you’ve got hot sauce.  
Space Ghost: I guess I could leave you two under the strict but fair supervision of hot sauce, sure. (to a bottle of Tabasco) Make sure they brush their horrible mouth-holes and are in bed by 11. I’ll be back in a few hours. Don’t let them eat any ponies. (He flies off)  
?: Whoosh!
Background Pony #C76F
@Tetrominon  
I heard their voices.
Tetrominon
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Bronze Bit -
Speaking Fancy - For helping with translations
Happy Derpy! -

Undesirable
“When did they say they’d be done bug-bombing the Ghost Planet, again?”  
“April. At least.”  
Uuuuggggh. [chugs toner]”  
“You could always go back and get bombed with the rest.”  
“Don’t tempt me.”  
“…I thought the pink one was kinda cute, actually.”  
“Moltar, no. You’ll only encourage them.”