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Celestia: no eating after 10pm!!!
Well, that’s adorable.
@FanOfMostEverything  
Well, you have to figure that Celestia would pick the competent ones for her personal traveling detail.
 
Standing around guarding the palace halls at night? Not really a job that requires much skill. In fact, it’s probably punishment detail for the screw-ups.
You were slacking off on cake????!!!! Ooh, Rarity doesn’t like a muscled slacker!
So inept.
@FanOfMostEverything  
To be fair, it is a boring job.
Chocolate cherry cake with custard filling and buttercream frosting rossette and The Royal Guards. The Only One True Pairing.
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Cake can distract anybody.
 
Even professional guardhorses.
@Vaidelot  
Actually, they were tied up and forced to watch Celestia eat that cake. , no cake while on duty.
Celestia is such a role model for them.
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And than all three of them were executed for slacking on duty…
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When they started to talk about the cake, I immediately thought that Celestia had something to do with the case. But I doubt Hasbro knows how we love to associate cakes with Celestia.
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Purposing to your love with cake.