At this point the only way to make this funnier is to make the dragon princess ALSO be the knight.
“Ser Aldes of Moseley, Princess Arianna of Finguard has been kidnapped by Firefang the Ruthless. Can you please rescue her?”
Princess Arianna Aldes, a dragonborn born in Finguard, but knighted in Moseley after competing for them in a tournament as a black knight, whose rebellious teenage nickname was Firefang:
“… So about that…”





