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Is Twilight making a cat’s cradle?

@sirvancelot  
Correct. :)  
It would seem that something is wrong with WebPositive ing things anywhere.  
Not Derpiboorus fault at all.

I suppose I would choose Rainbow Dashes Father.  
I get wings and can raise an athletic filly to adulthood.
 
The fact that I can afford a big screen Television to be destroyed means I’m not doing too shabby.
 
I would probably sell the rest of my fragile things I don’t need, or offload them on a family member on the first destruction.
 
Instead of investing in objects that can get destroyed I enroll Rainbow Dash in as many sports and academic programs as I can.
 
Being a wonderbolt is more about being fast, I imagine it is rather like being an astronaut. They don’t just want the best physically, they want the best mentally too.
 
I imagine Dash will skip out on the academic stuff in favor of having a social life though, since books are for eggheads.