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I’m imagining Twilight scooting around with her ear pressed to the floor like my dog after I clean her ears.
Background Pony #A482
Joke killer fact: Q-Tip effing hates that people do this with Q-Tip cotton swabs. The directions on the box specifically say not to.
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Twi must have some really dirty ears
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Can I lick my own elbows? No, but I also can’t drink while I practice. Intense concentration is a must, and I can’t be bothered to look away for even a split second. Seriously, give this image the same amount of attention I give UNIEL, and you’ll split your monitor.
@Akasuna  
Just citing something you can’t do alone. Can you?
@BigMax  
Now that last one was weird. I’d personally prefer she feed alcohol into my face while I practice fighting games, but different stokes I guess.
@Akasuna  
Weird.  
I’d rather let a “proper wife” to do things I can’t do it myself, like massaging my back or kissing my elbows.
@BigMax  
It’s a “proper wife” thing. Makes you feel like you’re being taken care of.
What’s with this “ear cleaning” activity, especially in Japan?
@Princess❤Cadence  
Get a big syringe, and get an attachment with a thin, flexible hose. Fill it up with water that is slightly warm to the touch, and carefully spray water along the side. Repeat ad nauseum. If you do it too hard, you could hurt yourself.
 
So yeah, you don’t have to have an expensive setup.
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@Background Pony #F271  
I really think pony ear canals are gonna be bigger than yours.
I developed an ear infection with wax build up due to cleaning my ears with q-tips.
 
You just suck at it. Big time.
Background Pony #3DEF
Man, be ultra careful if you ever decide to clean your ears with a q-tip. Had to go to the hospital before, because I developed an ear infection with wax build up due to cleaning my ears with q-tips. Always clean the outside. Or better yet, use one of those baste looking syringe things.
Background Pony #A64D
“Oh hey this is cute I wonder what else this artist has dra-”smut
 
 
Hey look, a year-old dupe.
ya know they say don’t stick those in your ear but how the hell else am I supposed to clean out my ears without having to by a hundred dollar water gun for ears?
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I miss the show so much
That must feel really good. Big pony ears are easier to clean than tiny human ears.
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@shyflutter  
I must be really dumb because I’m not reaching any conclusions here.
Compare this with his nsfw stuff and you get an obvious conclusion.
If you’re jabbing that thing into the ear canal, you’re doing it wrong. There are other tools for that.
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@PonyPon  
indeed.
Be careful with that thing, Trixie!
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Put Out to Pasture
I don’t think I could trust anyone to do this.